Let's play a game called "Name That Bug!" In this game, you will have a 30 year fixed mortgage to find out what kind of bugs live on your property. Hahaha! No, but really. Here are some photos of the guests that have taken residence on my property. No, wait. I mean, here are the pics of the original residents of the farmhouse. We're the guests.

I have no idea if it's a wolf or a cellar spider.
I have no idea if it's a wolf or a cellar spider.
This cricket likes to chill on the door frame every time I'm in the utility room doing laundry.
This cricket likes to chill on the door frame every time I'm in the utility room doing laundry.
This beetle is wrestling a cockroach. The beetle is winning!
This beetle is wrestling a cockroach. The beetle is winning!
I believe this is what they call the Jumping Spider.
I believe this is what they call the Jumping Spider.
Giant House Spiders are apparently beneficial to the farm.
Giant House Spiders are apparently beneficial to the farm.
Wheel bugs aka Assasin Bug are good for gardens--not fingers.
Wheel bugs aka Assasin Bug are good for gardens--not fingers.
This large arachnid was found chillin' on the wall.
This large arachnid was found chillin' on the wall.